Phil makes me uncomfortable all around -- albeit not as much as did that little crying girl, who totally made me think of you -- so I guess you're not alone.
My big question is, "Is Melinda Doolittle a calculating evil genius?" Don't get me wrong: I love her to pieces and totally want her to win. But she seems VERY shrewd to me, from the image consultants to that "You... approve? Wow!" look she gets every time she's (inevitably) praised.
Come to think of it, that's one more reason I hope she wins. Destroy them, Melinda! Destroy them all!
I'm kind of with you there on Phil, Sarah, and I have him too. A military guy shouldn't be quite so full of "Love me?" that he's making Ace Young be all, "Dial it back, there, Needmonster."
Oh, Stephen, it's a shame -- you can download studio recordings of the performances on the AI website now, but they only started with the Top 12. I know you're bummed that you can't get your hands on Sundance's in-the-booth rendition of "Jeremy."
Oh, I get it. I pick Sundance because I think America will like him, and y'all repeat that *I* like him until everyone believes it. John and Linda employed this exact tactic to question the validity of my victory in Chicken Bowl IX, and within hours, my own mother was putting sarcastic finger-quotes around "victory."
You're all jerks. Jerks! Jerks! Jerks! [Swings folding chair wildly.]
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Phil makes me uncomfortable all around -- albeit not as much as did that little crying girl, who totally made me think of you -- so I guess you're not alone.
My big question is, "Is Melinda Doolittle a calculating evil genius?" Don't get me wrong: I love her to pieces and totally want her to win. But she seems VERY shrewd to me, from the image consultants to that "You... approve? Wow!" look she gets every time she's (inevitably) praised.
Come to think of it, that's one more reason I hope she wins. Destroy them, Melinda! Destroy them all!
That's funny, because the little crying girl reminded me of Sundance...who totally made me think of YOU.
I'm kind of with you there on Phil, Sarah, and I have him too. A military guy shouldn't be quite so full of "Love me?" that he's making Ace Young be all, "Dial it back, there, Needmonster."
Oh, Stephen, it's a shame -- you can download studio recordings of the performances on the AI website now, but they only started with the Top 12. I know you're bummed that you can't get your hands on Sundance's in-the-booth rendition of "Jeremy."
I think the little crying girl could make you think of Stephen directly, Sarah.
Oh, I get it. I pick Sundance because I think America will like him, and y'all repeat that *I* like him until everyone believes it. John and Linda employed this exact tactic to question the validity of my victory in Chicken Bowl IX, and within hours, my own mother was putting sarcastic finger-quotes around "victory."
You're all jerks. Jerks! Jerks! Jerks! [Swings folding chair wildly.]
Boo hoo hoo. We all know how you really feel, MR. HEAD.
Seriously. How much white satin have you bought lately?
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