Tuesday, February 26, 2008

A tale of two Jasons

Okay, so: I think I love Jason Castro. I am normally 100 percent against dreads, too, but I kind of love his dreads, even. I don't know how good a singer he is, comparatively, but he's so adorable, I hope he sticks around. And if that doesn't work out, he can always run Cuba. [rimshot]

I also didn't pick Jason Yeager. That guy was barfing me out a little already, and then I read the part of Jacob's TWoP weecap where he talked about certain rumors circulating about Yeager, and now he's barfing me out really a lot. (Yeager. Not Jacob.) And that streak in his hair is smurfy as hell.

...Oh my God. The kid whose hair I made fun of last week? That is Yeager's love child from when he (allegedly) impregnated a teenager. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

6 comments:

spacecitymarc said...

"Twooooo driiifters..."

Joe Reid said...

I'm just pissed that, of all the singers who could have sang "Long Train Running," it had to be Yeager. The Doobie Brothers do not belong on a cruise ship.

Linda said...

I am the opposite; I think Jason Castro is COMPLETELY creepy and annoying (ever since someone pointed out that he looks exactly like Lisa Edelstein, that's all I can see), while Yeager, I think, potentially could be okay if he wouldn't smile so much.

As for the rumors referenced in the weecap, as far as I know, that's literally something Some Dude Says On The Internets, so I'm not sure that's even "rumors."

Couch Baron said...

I can't sort out my Jason-feelings when ROBBIE NEEDS TO GO HOME SO BAD.

But more on-topic, it does look like Castro stole Lisa Edelstein's eyes right out of their sockets, which isn't a very nice thing to do.

Joe Reid said...

But they're such lovely eyes, really.

Unknown said...

Normally, I'm a full-on dreadlock hater, myself. However, I do like Castro. I feel as though he is one of those contestants who slipped through to the final 24 without us seeing a single second of him, though.

I loved his interview before his song, and I thought the judges were unnecessarily harsh on him afterwards. Hopefully, a stylist will slip up and "accidentally" hack off one of his dreads, and then be all, "Oh, well. Guess we'll just have to give you a buzz cut." BZZZZZZZZZ....