Meet The (Actual) Contestants, Part 5

Joanne Borgella
25, Hoboen, NJ

So apparently Tocarra from America's Next Top Model learned to sing.. Seriously, that photo is uncanny. Joanne's a plus-size model and (I'm not kidding) winner of Mo'Nique's Fat Chance. If this means Saaphyri is showing up next season, I'm in.

Kady Malloy
18, Houston, TX

From what we've seen on TV, she's totally boring. But in her profile, while too cutesy, she also exhibits more interesting musical taste than most of these people. So there's hope, however slight.

Kristy Lee Cook
24, Selma, OR

Horse trainer, cage fighter, former record contract holder, in-front-of-Confederate-flag singer. We know she can sing "Amazing Grace." Next week begins her quest to sing anything else.

Luke Menard
29, Crawfordsville, IN

Is this the guy who's supposed to look like Orlando Bloom? Because to me he's every foreign exchange student who comes between the central couple on a CW teen drama. He likes Take 6, Chapter 6, and Maroon 5. Finger Eleven and Matchbox 20 are totally pissed, you guys. Uh...we've seen nothing from this guy, so your guess is as good as mine.