I think it may be Phil's time to go. With Haley branching out beyond merely showcasing her vagina, I don't see anyone else being as vulnerable. Is there a worse slot than singing second -- especially between two of the most popular singers? I say there is not.
Also, Sanjaya has worn my wife's hair in the past. But tonight? He wore an exact cross between my wife's hair and my own. As Linda and/or Couch Baron will no doubt confirm, that is one girly-ass combination.
Four years of regretting that Ramiele Malubay pick.
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"Haley branching out beyond merely showcasing her vagina" -- not sure how you figure that. Unless you mean that she was showcasing her breasts, and frankly, she's not even very convincing at that. Her sexpot routine is kind of painful.
That said...Phil's been doing the same "starts off crappy and then redeems itself" performance for like a month now. He wasn't that bad, but nobody was worse except Sanjaya, who is never going home, so it's probably Phil, I agree.
I did mean that she was showcasing her breasts. Convincing or no (and I agree: no), you have to admit that, well, there they were.
I thought Haley sucked, too, and that dress was ass, and not in the good way. I've been worried about Phil for weeks, but the fact that (a) he was in the bottom three last week and (b) he name-checked his wife might save him. I also thought Gina was boring and looked like shit -- maybe it's her time to start feeling some heat?
I think Gina's bottom three this week, maybe bottom two, but not gone. My first thought after the show was that Phil would be going, but John makes a good point about name-checking his wife. Although they already show her every week. And he did have a mighty flop sweat going by the time he played that wife card. And he did perform second. And his ouster would be the most advantageous for me, pool-wise. So...I predict Phil. Hey, I'm optimistic.
I think the bottom three will definitely be Phil, Haley and Gina -- anyone else would be a pretty big upset at this point. Then, of those three, Phil would seem to be the one with the smallest constituency. Bald-pandering-alien fetishists? The BPAFfies aren't big power-dialers anyway.
Plus, as has been noted here in the past, Phil's attempts to make the audience love him mostly just seem desperate. "That was appalling, Phil." "Aw, I was just singing that song FOR MY BEAUTIFUL, CRYING WIFE! Ya gotta love me! Eh? Eh?"
Meh.
And: he needs to reshave his head. It's growing back in and he looks even more molest-y now, like that drama teacher who was really cool and let you call him by his first name...and then got sacked for boinking a sophomore.
I don't know why I give everyone a backstory. Must be all that spare time I have, not counting my pool non-winnings.
See, at my school, it was the track coach who got sacked for boinking a junior, but he looked more like a '70s porn extra, only scrawnier and less classy. Still, your point is well-taken.
In Phil's interview, he'd let his hair grow in to reveal the exact extent of why he was shaving his head in the first place. Then, he shaved just in time for his performance, and his head looked all glossy and waxy once he'd worked up a sweat. In a word: Ew.
For some reason, I've found that getting my tub thumped in the pool -- tiny hirsute bellower? check! Bob Jones University castoff? check! -- has made me far more obsessive, now that I have no rooting interest. Except, of course, for sweet, awesome, neckless Melinda, who continues to rock even as her bosoms are bound by some sort of ghastly truss.
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