Now that Sundance and I have both been barred from winning the spoils of American Idol Season 6, I'm trying to look on the bright side: Caring less about the show gives me more energy to devote to writing my contest-winning song, "On The Wings Of Dreaming Eagles."
Now I can fly
in the sky
on the wings of dreaming eeeeeeeeagles
'cause I belieeeeeeeve
in myself
I know that miiiiiiracles are real..."
I will have my day!
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"Dreaming eagles"? Back to the drawing board, Thompson.
Isn't that the song you sang after you won Chicken Bowl? Where's that footage again? Oh, right -- here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zSXPcTOHi4
I think you can still feel good about the fact that, as a guy who prides himself on advocating for great music, you championed Sundance Head. I think you should feel much better about that than you do about stealing Constantine's hair.
Oh, you laugh now, but you're going to feel pretty stupid when I'm cashing my $100,000 check.
Look at me now
I can't believe where I stand
It's all coming true
because of Your helping haaaaaaaaaand...
Eh. If it looks like you might win, I'll just ask you to name any musical artist who's currently popular, which will cause you to freeze immediately and enter a fugue state.
Anyone putting footage of that on YouTube will be swiftly killed, by me. LINDA.
One of the provisions of Linda's will is that I'm supposed to put my copy up on YouTube. "Uh...the Jesus Lizard...that's one..."
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