Thursday, February 15, 2007

Meet the Contestants, Part 6

Just in case you need a little refresher course in who these fools are:


Sabrina Sloan
27, Studio City CA
Kept making me think she was Jory Steinberg throughout Hollywood. She sounded like a pretty good singer, from what little we saw of her, and in her profile she's very exclamation-point-y. Fave artists are Stevie, Mariah, Whitney, and "Sting!" See?



Stephanie Edwards
19, Savannah GA
Stephanie looks like Fantasia if Fantasia would just settle down and take a nice job as a receptionist. She can sing like a monster, though, and I wish we'd seen more of her before last night. Fave artists are Justin and Beyonce.



Sanjaya Malakar
17, Federal Way WA
The sweetest little brother in the universe. Youngest male contestant by a good margin (closest are AJ and Chris at 22 -- yikes). Likes Stevie, Michael Jackson, and Lauryn Hill.




Sundance Head
28, Porter TX
Blew the doors off in Memphis but his star faded fast in Hollywood. Should really reconsider those wide-collar shirts. Still has the chance to turn his ship around, I truly believe. Likes everyone from Roy Orbison to Robert Plant to Sheryl Crow to Janis Joplin.

2 comments:

NATHANIEL R said...

I'm so confused about how to choose my horses. Usually if i'm being shallow (and AI has that effect) I'd go by looks. but hotness... methinks it doesn't help men on AI. Certainly helps the ladies get through to the judges though.

so I'm even more confused after staring at pictures.

Pool Master Joe said...

The hot boys, or at least the cute boys, are usually good for at least finishing middle of the pack. I honestly think if someone went out and picked the hottest guy, the hottest girl, and the least traditionally hot guy, they'd probably do very well.