Meet the Contestants, Part 3

Just in case you need a little refresher course in who these fools are:


Haley Scarnato
24, San Antonio TX
We first saw Haley show up in San Antonio wearing that weird-ass bell-bottomed jumpsuit which no-doubt made Simon and Randy drool. Hell, it kind of made ME drool. So...gorgeous, pretty voice, how ever will she accumulate votes? Fave artists are Michael Jackson and Xtina Aguilera.



Jordin Sparks
17, Glendale AZ
Daughter of former New York Giants football player Phillippi Sparks, we saw her as one of the few bright spots of the Seattle auditions. Youngest girl on the show. Favorite artists are Justin, Xtina, and John Mayer.



Chris Sligh
28, Greenville SC
When he auditioned in Birmingham, he told us he wanted to make David Hasselhoff cry. In turn, we told him we loved him. Was part of the beatboxing supergroup in auditions. In addition to favorite artists Freddie Mercury, Paul McCartney, and Fiona Apple, he also named fellow contestants Blake, Rudy, and Gina. Aw.



Jared Cotter
25, Kew Gardens NY
WHOOOOOOOOO? Seriously.